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Joke of the Day

"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"

"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"

"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."

"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."

"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"

"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood."

"Putting Your exam results on the window of your car So you can park in disabled spots."