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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire? Bernie."

"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."

"Doctor, reaching for a piece of paper: ""Are you on any meds?"" Me: ""You might want to grab a notebook."""

"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."

"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"

"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"

"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."

"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"

"I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing."

"What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo)."