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Joke of the Day
"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."
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"wanna hear a joke about pizza? NEVERMIND... its too cheesy"
"I came here to kick ass and chew gum... And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while."
"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?"
"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"
"What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran? If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once."
"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."
"I was going to tell a Mexican joke... but that's just crossing the border"
"Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body? Where's the logic?"
"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."