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Joke of the Day

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."

"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down your girlfriend's throat."

"apparently pharmacies think theyre grocery shops now. selling food product instead of focusing on exceptional pill service. Get real, punk !"

"Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake."

"How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft."

"As a female carpenter, I'm often asked if I prefer... To get screwed or nailed..."

"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."

"How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace..."