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Joke of the Day
"What type of weed does a reptile smoke? Mariiguana"
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"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."
"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."
"My doctor went to write me a prescription for my heart meds. He pulled out a rectal thermometer out of his pocket and said ""Shit, some asshole has my pen!"""
"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"
"African swimmer"
"A Jewish father and son are in their living room The son approaches his dad and asks ""Dad can I borrow $20?"" The Dad replies: ""Ten dollars? Son, why do you need five dollars?"""
"My dog, Mitten, ate two shuttlecocks this morning. ""*Bad* Mitten!"""
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"