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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."

"If I had $1 for every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me."

"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."

"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"

"I'm also not racist/ I think everyone should own a black person."

"That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself"

"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"

"What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his ass."

"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"