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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."
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"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"It irks me when my wife doesn't fold my shirts the way I like. It irks her when I do a bunch of drugs & destroy our family. Potato Po-tah-to"
"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."
"If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called? Greased lightning?"
"I read my wife's diarrhea She thinks I have dyslexia!"
"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""
"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"
"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."
"I wouldn't be caught dead with a Necropheliac."