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Joke of the Day
"What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his ass."
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"Who sews really really fast? Tailor Swift"
"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."
"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"
"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"
"I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies."
"The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"Chivalrous Indian"
"How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer!"