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Joke of the Day

"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"

"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"

"Have you heard about the emo pizza? All you do is insult it, and it cuts itself."

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"

"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"

"The wife just walked out of the store with bags and didn't notice me standing here. Maybe I need to put 75% off on my T-shirt"

"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"

"What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam"

"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"

"My dog just growled back at my rumbling stomach. We have reached a new level of communication."