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Joke of the Day

"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"

"What's the shortest way to the front page? Up vote to find out."

"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"

"Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up? They weren't N'sync."

"I was thinking about getting a tattoo... [one liner] I was going to get a tattoo of a cross on my testicles, but I thought it would be too sacrilegious."

"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!"

"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."

"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"

"Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?"