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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""

"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"

"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."

"HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand? Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting."

"I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me."

"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."

"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."

"My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark."