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Joke of the Day
"What's a Porn Star's favorite spell? Expecto Erection"
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"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"
"This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse."
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"
"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? The wife always blows the bonus."
"After clipping my toddler's fingernails for over 2 years, I think I could diffuse a bomb while riding a roller coaster."
"I think my 2 year old wants to move to Iowa. She points to everything and says ""Des Moines."""
"How do you write the sound made by a pot or pan bouncing down the stairs? ... ... ... ... ~~~"
"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."
"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Thankfully, it all changed when I was born."