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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? The wife always blows the bonus."
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"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? *The ultrasound guy.* Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's off? *The hip replacement guy.*"
"Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*"
"Dating tip: don't mention your time as a Boy Scout, let your sash full of badges do the talkin."
"Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic"
"Orange Signal Booster Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal."
"Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""
"Where do Jewish people go to think? Concentration Camps."
"I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group... Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas..."
"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."