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Joke of the Day
"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"
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"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"
"Turkeys Recalled. Did you see the news story about the turkey recall? Check your freezers, because Butterball is recalling all of their turkeys because they forgot to butter the balls."
"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"
"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"
"Lost 200 pounds. Here's my story. British prostitutes are *expensive.*"
"What do you call a person who calls themselves gay when they mean happy? A homophony."
"What happens when the fog clears in California? UCLA"
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."
"The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U."