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Joke of the Day
"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"
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"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."
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"Matthew McConaughey's car can't make left turns. This is very dangerous. He should get that repaired"
"My girlfriend asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."
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"If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing."
"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"