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Joke of the Day
"I think my 2 year old wants to move to Iowa. She points to everything and says ""Des Moines."""
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"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... oh there it is."
"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."
"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."
"Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas is she still your cousin?"
"What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head"
"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"
"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."
"Forget ""once you go black you never go back"" I say ""For that special occasion go caucasian"""
"[moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL"