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Joke of the Day

"This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse."

"My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it."

"Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."

"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."

"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"

"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"

"A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest... He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says, ""Ein Stein""."

"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"

"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"