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Joke of the Day
"How do you write the sound made by a pot or pan bouncing down the stairs? ... ... ... ... ~~~"
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"The only nation I will ever rule is.... Procrastination."
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"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgutory."
"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."
"What is easier done than said?"
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
"My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own."
"Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York. I can't believe someone would stoop that low."
"Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you."