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Joke of the Day
"Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks."
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"funniest joke i've ever heard. womens's rights."
"I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day... ...so I said, ""Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..."" Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s."
"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"
"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"
"TIL: Colonel Sanders had a younger brother who was a plumber. Urinal Sanders"
"You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you? Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist."
"Why is it that when kids touch themselves, it's ""perfectly natural""... but when I do it, I'm a ""pedophile""?"
"Only in Scotland, will you ever see a man take a piss on a door, then open it and walk inside. (credit: Frankie Boyle)"