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Joke of the Day

"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"

"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."

"What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey? Anchor."

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"The most valuable lesson I learned from Hey Arnold is that it's okay to punch mouth breathers in the face."

"I've learned so much from my mistakes.. I'm thinking of making some more"

"What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap? He said ""Sure! I could loan some Dove""."

"What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ""hoes"""

"Pot is a gateway drug. But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through."

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put ""u"" at the beginning and ""i"" at the end. i want a divorce karen"