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Joke of the Day

"funniest joke i've ever heard. womens's rights."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."

"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"

"There aren't enough hours in the day to put off the things I don't want to do"

"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""

"Aliens are taking people with . . . . . . .Big Dicks! Dont worry you are safe! Im just telling my favourite alternative news site that i wont be around for a while!"

"Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money."

"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... Because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for all your problems."

"My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi."