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Joke of the Day
"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"
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"My girlfriend's ex was a clown I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill."
"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."
"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."
"Camping is a great way to show people that you hate your own home but can't afford a decent hotel."
"Martin Shkreli."
"""I won't vaccinate my kids! It's not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!"" *gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*"
"Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under."
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."
"I hate it when auto-correct changes my ""omg"" to ""OMG"" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised."