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Joke of the Day
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the joke is fully groan."
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"""I'd like to make a toast."" - piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family"
"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade.... You can't marmalade your cock, up a girls' ass!"
"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"
"Two guys are busted stealing a calender The both got 6 months"
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"
"""Why do you hate me?"" - me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon"
"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"
"Beaver 1: our house has been flooded... Beaver 2: dam"