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Joke of the Day

"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"

"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? KEVIN!"

"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."

"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"

"Who's bigger- Mister Bigger or Mister Bigger's baby? Well, Mister Bigger's baby's a just little bigger."

"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""

"What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine? Le Tour de Franzia"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"