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"What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken? No weigh..."
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"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."
"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? Job still sucks after 5 years."
"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"
"What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame? It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame."
"What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it."
"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole."
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