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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."

"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."

"What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo? Two Live Crew"

"What is Titus Pullo's Sandal Size? THIRTEEN!"

"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships..."

"A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi."

"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."

"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."

"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."