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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"

"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."

"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"

"Utensils Guy 1: ""Hey, did you hear that Joe got knifed the other day?"" Guy 2: ""That's forked up!"" Guy 1: *glares at Guy 2* Guy 2: ""What? Too spoon?*"

"No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"I'd tell you a joke about thorium... But it would be quite shocking."

"Make fun of my footy pajamas if you must, but all you naked sleepers are gonna be up shit creek if your house catches on fire in the night."

"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking? Slow down and use some lube"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina ? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."