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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked."

"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can jam my dick in your ass."

"What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!"

"There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"

"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""

"Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night."

"Did you hear about the Chinese guy who moved to America and turned white? He was really disoriented."

"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."