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Joke of the Day

"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"

"Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina."

"People who replace ""Christ"" with ""X"" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about."

"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"

"I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."

"I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off."

"A jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars His dad says ""40 dollars? what the hell do you need 30 dollars for?!"""

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted"

"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."

"ME: I hate owls [Owl turns his head 180] OWL: What? ME: Oh I didn't see you there OWL: Are you talking behind my back? ME: I'm...I'm not sure"