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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted"
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"Fact: it's impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You're all, ""Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!"""
"Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription."
"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."
"""""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you."""""
"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."
"I want to to to tell you a pun. That's two to too to."
"No, please don't feel like you need to use your turn signal. I understand how difficult it can be to slightly move one finger."
"GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say"