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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off."

"Born free, taxed to death."

"What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."

"Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts"

"Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it."

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."

"Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks."

"When someone asks how I feel, I always answer ""Squishy and like I've done something wrong"""

"If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world. It's the alpaca-lips."