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Joke of the Day

"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"

"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."

"Who's your favorite running back? Haha http://www.mayfieldsportsmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ha-Ha-Clinton-Dix.jpg"

"Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !"

"did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen? The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching."

"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"

"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."

"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."

"You must be pretty famous! After all; bill gates did name his company after your dick."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."