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Joke of the Day
"Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina."
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"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."
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"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"
"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved."
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