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Joke of the Day

"People who replace ""Christ"" with ""X"" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about."

"How do you know if a Russian vampire is gay? If Vladimir Putin it in the butt."

"If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn."

"The boy was having trouble learning about computer memory. He kept forgetting everything."

"DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea. 12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls."

"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap."

"What's with American's obsession with everything bigger? Bigger cars, bigger houses, higher IQs... If you ask me, Americans have the smallest penises in the world."

"Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris. The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty."

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them."