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Joke of the Day

"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"The best part of waking up is still mystery to me."

"What comes after 69? mouthwash."

"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"

"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."

"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."

"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."

"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"

"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."