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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."
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"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"[first day of work as a 911 operator] ""Hello, 911"" Hi someone's trying to break into my house ""holy shit call 911"""
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. (Da da tshhh)"
"My husband: It'd be nice to have a wife who cooked dinner. Me: ooo!! Can we get one?"
"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"
"People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't. Well that's what I like to tell myself anyway."
"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."
"Went into an ""Adult Bookstore"" looking for books on time shares and Roth accounts. Sold out I guess."