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Joke of the Day
"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"
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"If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms."
"Wife: He makes puns all the time Therapist: You should punish him Husband: But every punishment to be different"
"what's that lassie? ""Bark"" Timmy's in a well? ""Bark"" and he's jerkin it? ""Bark"" he's looking at what?! ""Bark"" dude I've heard enough"
"What does a robot do at the end of one night stand? He falls off"
"The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text."
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."
"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"
"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."