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Joke of the Day
"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."
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"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag.. ;)"
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"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."
"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."
"The only way I'll leave my phone in a cab is if I leave my arm in a cab."
"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? **Virgin Mobile**"
"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"