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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69? mouthwash."
Next Joke
"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."
"What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? ""can't complain"""
"I'm inventing a glue and calling it James Bond... It's a chemical agent."
"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"
"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."
"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"
"Her: We have rats! Me: We do? Her: Look something gnawed thru this package of cookies! Me: (wipes crumbs from my mouth) I'll buy traps."
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money i make Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? ""Actually that's a myth-"" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh"