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Joke of the Day
"So I heard a new Pope was elected today... His wife and kids must be so proud!"
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"Have you heard the best dad joke? He was the groom's father. Not part of the joke: Yes I made that up in the shower this morning."
"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"
"Order of the Phoenix is my favourite Harry Potter book Dead serious."
"How do you get in with a pretty nurse? You need to be patient."
"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."
"Women left at the alter near-Mrs"
"Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison."
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."