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Joke of the Day
"Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison."
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"Being engaged Daddy what does being engaged mean? Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter."
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"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"
"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."
"Says the Titanic to the Iceberg... so I was sinking..."