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Joke of the Day
"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."
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"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."
"What did the Redditor say at his wedding? TIL death do us part."
"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles"
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini."
"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy"
"I don't know why people say food in the military is bad... I was given a big chicken dinner!"