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Joke of the Day

"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."

"It's no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties."

"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."

"If you told Alexander Hamilton that the online lottery to see his rap musical was unavailable due to server overload, he'd be like, ""WITCH!"""

"how do you know you are a real redneck? you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids."

"I jerk off roughly once a day. I try to be a little more loving and gentle the other 2-3."

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"I'm more afraid of the shitty music my family is going to play at my funeral than I am of dying."

"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."

"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."