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Joke of the Day
"Women left at the alter near-Mrs"
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"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."
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"[at interview] ""ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"" umm ""..."" subwoofer? ""welcome to the navy seals"""
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"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."
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"What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second"