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Joke of the Day
"A large hole appeared outside the local police station. They're looking into it."
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"Q: What happens when a T-Rex bites you? A: You get a dino-sore."
"Ladies, don't date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad."
"Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? Ruff Bark"
"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"
"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""
"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."
"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."
"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."