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Joke of the Day
"A large hole appeared outside the local police station. They're looking into it."
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"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."
"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."
"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."
"If you ever feel like a complete moron never forget that I managed to text my wife today that she forgot her mobile at home. You're welcome."
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."
"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."
"A 1911 and a Glock walk into a bar.. The 1911 says to the Glock: ""Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"" The Glock says ""You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"""
"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"