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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"
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"A poop joke. How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor."
"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."
"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""
"Dude... I was there, don't try to change the story."
"What did the prostitute bring to the can drive? Her peas"
"-Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone."
"Why don't sea creatures get divorced? Because they can't afford abalone."
"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."
"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"