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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."
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"Patient: Doctor I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth."
"""Nothing rhymes with orange"" No it doesn't."
"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"
"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"
"Obama: Who were you talking to before he came here for the meeting? Biden: Young Metro. Obama: Why did you call- Biden: Shhh. I got this."
"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall Dam"
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
"I'm pretty sober. But I'm prettier drunk."