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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."
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"How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits."
"I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?"
"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"
"I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect It's coming tomorrow"
"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."
"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"
"What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer."
"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."
"""Mr. Trump how will you beat Hillary Clinton?"" TRUMP: I'll win NY, Florida, Ohio, we're going to add states, Gerzona, Timbaland, Waterworld"