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Joke of the Day

"Why do priests have lots of kids? They always use the holy condoms."

"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"

"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"

"Did you hear about the guy who wandered into a vampires-only bar? He got drunk."

"Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy."

"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"

"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."

"(Arrives in rescue boat to aid sinking cruise ship full of today's pop artists, saves only Lorde and Sia, speeds away)"

"NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM. SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP."