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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."

"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"When writing a resume, it's much more valuable to say you are an expert at ""replicate and repurpose functionality"" than ""copy and paste."""

"A truck driver runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? The truck driver's, he was driving through her kitchen."

"My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field."

"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"