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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."

"New slogan for cats: ""Ever go to the zoo and want to snuggle a tiger but don't want to die? Cats."""

"How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face."

"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."

"It's stupid that ""girl"" and ""world"" are rhymed together so much in songs when ""squirrel"" is right there for the taking."

"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."

"Soulja boy was sent to the hospital, what department was he sent to? He was sent to I C UUUUUUUU! ...yes that happened."

"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roman catholic."