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Joke of the Day

"Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"My credit card was stolen today I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does."

"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"

"When life hands you alligators, make gator aid."

"Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail? He couldn't finish his sentence."

"All my punishment tactics against my 8 year old were in vain until I threatened to transfer her most valued Pokemon to the Professor"

"Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side"

"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."