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"Me: *mouths I love you* Him: M: *blows kiss* H: M: *adjusts my pajama top* H: *empties the can & hops onto the side of the garbage truck*"
"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"
"Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog. He's locked up in Barkham Asylum."
"Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss"
"Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro ... ... not screaming in terror, like his victims."
"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"
"Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I wouldn't pay $300 to let a lentil on my face."